Showing love to your special someone on Valentine’s Day is great, but you can make your relationship more exciting with these sarcastic Valentine Day quotes!
You might think that sarcasm on Valentine’s Day is just for single people who seem to wish for the end of every relationship in the world. People who are taken can also strengthen their bond more by adding a touch of humor to their relationship. It’s great to use sweet and touching words in your Valentine’s Day greetings, but why not try to use the little devil in you?
It doesn’t hurt to tease your loved one once in a while to make your relationship more exciting. Try to be bold and different.
Here are some of the best sarcastic quotes about Valentine’s Day you can send to your special someone that will surely make them frown. Don’t worry about getting them mad, I promise you they’ll roll with laughter instead afterward.
15 Sarcastic Happy Valentines Day Quotes for the Taken Ones
Let’s start our list with these funny quotes for those who have already found their special someone. You can also use these as Valentine’s Day greetings.
#1 “I love you even though I sometimes think about suffocating you in your sleep.”– Unknown
#2 “I hate when you treat me so special for one day, and next day I’m just nothing for you.” – Unknown
#3 “I hate you less than other people.” – Unknown
#4 “I want to grow old and disgusting with you.” – Unknown
#5 “Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably shit.” – Unknown
#6 “I really, really, really love you..Most of the time.” – Unknown
#7 “Happy Valentine’s Day to your pants’ pocket since it calls me more than you do.” – Unknown
#8 “I love you like a back-alley loves crack.” – Unknown
#9 “I love you so much it’s kinda gross.” – Unknown
#10 “You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and commercial and meaningless and over-rated and then you moan when I don’t get you a card. So fine: here’s a card. Happy now?” – Unknown
#11 “I love you as much as I hate you.. Which is a lot.” – Unknown
#12 “I can’t believe how much I’m not sick of you.” – Unknown
#13 “Happy Valentine’s Day to the person I’ve slept with most recently.” – Unknown
#14 “You’ll do. A bit too late to swap you now.” – Unknown
#15 “I will always pay for you.” – Unknown
15 Funny Sarcastic Valentines Day Quotes for the Singles
Oh, hello there, single one. Here are happy Valentine’s Day sarcastic quotes for your lonely soul.
#1 “Happy unimaginative, consumerist-oriented and entirely arbitrary, manipulative, and shallow interpretation of romance day.” – Unknown
#2 “Crying about being single on Valentine’s Day? 99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it.” – Unknown
#3 “Let people be in love, don’t down Valentine’s Day just because you’re not with someone.” – Unknown
#4 “Love is in the air.”
“Wrong. Nitrogen, Oxygen, Carbon Dioxide, and others are in the air!!” – Unknown
#5 “Love is in the air. Try not to breathe.” – Unknown
#6 “I’ve been single for a while and I have to say.. It’s going very well. Like.. It’s working out. I think I’m the one!” – Emily Heller
#7 “This Valentine’s Day, let’s be pathetic and lonely together.” – Unknown
#8 “Let’s replace Valentine’s Day with a second Halloween.” – Unknown
#9 “Let’s hate everyone with a significant other today. But if I get flowers from someone, then all bets are off.” – Unknown
#10 “Can’t wait to receive nothing on Valentine’s Day.” – Unknown
#11 “If you’re sad about being alone on Valentines Day, just remember that nobody loves you on any other day of the year either.” – Azgraybebly Joslan
#12 “A dozen roses: $12, a box of chocolates: $10, a Happy Valentines Day card: $2, still having $24 dollars because you’re single: priceless!” – Unknown
#13 “Roses are red, violets are blue. If your man is busy on Valentines Day, then the side chick is you.” – Unknown
#14 “Valentine’s Day blah blah blah. Drink.” – Unknown
#15 “Getting into a relationship may seem like a good idea, but so was getting on the titanic and look what happened there.” – Unknown
Wrapping It Up
Have you tried sending one of these quotes to your special someone already (or a friend if you’re single)? How was it? If not, what are you waiting for? Send some now and see how a little bit of humor can make your relationship last longer! For the single ones, I hope that you had a good laugh with these sarcastic quotes for Valentine’s Day (even if you are alone). Do you want more? Here is another single Valentine Day quotes blog you can check out!